I'm changing my name!!!!

"Mommy!"

"Mommy, I want to watch you cook!" "Mommy, can I help?" "Mommy, can you move the stool closer so I can see?"

"Mommy!"

"Mommy! I want some pink milk!"

"Mommy, I want my chocolate milk!"

"Mommy I don't like the bread on my hot dog. Mommy....mommy."

Me: "Stop calling my name! I'm going to change my name...geez."

Jonathan: "What are you going to change it to?"

Me, after a pause: "Insanity."

Jonathan: "Oh...........Insanity? Insanity, can I have some chocolate milk?"

Me: Sigh. "Yes Jonathan."

Annah: "I don't like your name being Insanity. Can you change it back?"

Me: "Will you stop calling my name so much?"

Annah and Jonathan: "Yes."

A few minutes later.....

Jonathan: "Mommy, I'm done eating. May I be excused?"

Me: "Yes Jonathan."

Annah: "Mommy, I'm done."

Me: "No, you're not. You need to eat."

Annah: "MOMMY!" Crying starts. "I'm going to tell my DADDY!"